Willkommen
Bart & Francis
Offentur Tag
absage von unserem wunderschone offenturtag sontag 5 april 2020
cancellation OPENDOOR DAY sunday 5 april 2020
we hope our next opendoorday 26th of arpil will be ok
we will keep you informed
PRE- and POST-
APOCALYPSE
CORONA RéDUCTiON
as everybody has now enough toilet-paper
for Sh#@§ing the rest of your live,
and enough shitty cheap spaghetti and rice
till you constipate beyond rescuing,
and not being able to use that so badly fought for
and sourly bought toilet-paper adequately,
well ….
now it is time for keeping you busy for the rest of the
pre- & post- apocalypse corona time
so it is time for hoarding yarn & thread & fibers
you can never have enough yarn in times
of pending disaster and biblical cataclysm
so this is the special CORONA 19 reduction
you wil get
-19 %
(yes you read it correct -19%)
on the internet webshop
the reduction will be done automatically
on the end of the ordering proces
note please that it does not work for workshops, precious metals, real metals,
weaving-looms and weaving accessories, neither cumulative for student discounts.
WHY SHOULD YOU BUY NOW???
well
please consider this
looking nonstop after the health of your children, grandchildren, husband etc
will get you at some point lightly stressed up and emotionally boiling,
even if you love them till death….
you will get bored and start building up negative feelings
and for preventing that last bit of exploding feelings
and preventing a family disaster
so keep yourself use-full with knitting,
spinning, embroidering,
weaving, crocheting etc etc
it will improve your family life
it will improve your mental health
it wil even improve your sex-life
disclaimers:
for claims of not having a beter sex live
after buying our threads, we suggest you strongly
to look on a the internet for
“how to find a willing and very obedient sexy much younger partner”
if needed we can redirect you towards better websites for that.
email us for help if needed….
rabatten von studenten sind ni moglich zu cumulieren mit die-19%
rabatten sind NIE MAHLS moglich auf worshops, webmaterialen, edelmetal garne und metal garne
Angebote
Spezial
